Nyarlathotep's Fantasy Baseball Roundup

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Dear Nyarlathotep,

I am in a head-to-head league, and I always have trouble with my starting pitchers. Scoring seems so random. Is there any way to predict when your roto stud SP is going to have a good day?

Regards,

Mike Shipp
Brockton, MA

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